slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

(via teenagor)

trust:

have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself

(Source: trust, via fxckthatgolfwang)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via work0f-art)

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via work0f-art)

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me

(via work0f-art)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via work0f-art)

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

(via work0f-art)

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

(via fxckthatgolfwang)